The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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What You Crave vs What You Need
  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.
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If you see the illusion, you are enlightened. But, if you think you are enlightened, you are the illusion. Papaji (via stardust-seedling)

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Telling a rude joke but the whole class laughs


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distribute both anaconda and buns equally among the masses

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Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

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